I need some more Equal. There's one right there. I need seve...

Kirk: I need some more Equal.
Lorelai: There's one right there.
Kirk: I need seven.
Lorelai: Seven? You're not squirreling these away in your pocket for home use, are you, Kirk?
Kirk: No, I use seven in my coffee.
Lorelai: Okay, good, then allow me. (pours seven Equal into his cup) There you go. Go ahead and give that a taste, see if it's to your liking.
Kirk: Okay. (takes sip, hesitates while he controls his reaction) Perfection.
Lorelai: Good.


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Lorelai Gilmore
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Gilmore Girls Season 2 Episode 17: "Dead Uncles and Vegetables"
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Gilmore Girls
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Gilmore Girls Season 2 Episode 17 Quotes

(At Louie's funeral)
Luke: That ain't me, is it?
Lorelai: What are you talking about?
Luke: What Taylor said about me being like Louie, a loner, never being married and stuff. I mean, I am getting crankier as I get older, he's not so far off.
Lorelai: You are not your uncle. I mean, would Louie ever build someone a chuppah, or help fix things around someone's house without being asked, or make a special coffee cake with balloons for a girl's sixteenth birthday?
Luke: Rory told you about that?
Lorelai: Yes. And would Louie have taken in his sister's kid without hesitating and without asking for anything in return?
Luke: No one would've trusted Louie with their kid. He probably would've forgotten to feed him or something.
Lorelai: You get my point?
Luke: Yeah, I get it.

Luke: Don't you have wakes for people you like?
Lorelai: I think it might be for you.
Luke: Am I dead?
Lorelai: Face it, Luke, people like you.
Luke: Shut up.
Lorelai: And with charm like that, how can they resist?

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