I need you to watch Jake for the rest of the weekend so that Nan...

Alan: I need you to watch Jake for the rest of the weekend so that Nancy and I can go to Vegas and get married.
Charlie: Oh, God, Alan! There's no need to marry the woman! If you don't want to have sex anymore just tell her!


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Characters:
Charlie Harper, Alan Harper
Episode:
Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 8: "Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers"
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Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 8 Quotes

Alan: What kind of man chooses sex with an insatiably hot stranger over quality time with his little boy?
Charlie: Oh! I don't know, the kind of man who's been married for twelve years and had sex twelve times?

Alan: I need you to watch Jake for the rest of the weekend so that Nancy and I can go to Vegas and get married.
Charlie: Oh, God, Alan! There's no need to marry the woman! If you don't want to have sex anymore just tell her!

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