Nathan: I should've known you can't be honest.
Chris: I can be honest.
Nathan: No, you can't!
Chris: I kissed Haley... at the mascarade party.
Nathan: (hits him)
Chris: Ow, man I was trying to help you!
Nathan: What? (hits him again)
Chris: See that's why I'm never honest! And stop hitting me!
Nathan: Stop kissing my wife!
Chris: I will, when you start kissing her!
Nathan: (hits Chris again)