I thought we agreed we were just friends. We are. We're friend...
Charlie: I thought we agreed we were just friends.
Rose: We are. We're friends who slept together once, and then one friend never called the other friend, but luckily the other friend forgave him.
Charlie: Where are you going?
Rose: To make my friend a grilled cheese sandwhich.
Charlie: Rose, Rose, I don't want a grilled cheese sandwhich.
Rose: Would you prefer a quesadilla?
Charlie: That sounds nice
- Charlie Harper, Rose
- Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7: "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"
- Two and a Half Men
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- Charlie Harper Quotes, Rose Quotes, Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 Quotes, Two and a Half Men Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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