I thought you were taking your girlfriend out for dinner. I am...
Berta: I thought you were taking your girlfriend out for dinner.
Jake: I am, but I thought if I eat first I won't pig out in the restaurant and make her sick.
Berta: Good idea, then you'll have the whole rest of the night to make her sick.
Jake: Exactly. Plus, I won't snap at her if she reaches for one of my fries.
- Two and a Half Men
- Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 9: "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
- Jake Harper, Berta
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- Eric Hochberger