I tried to eat, but I couldn't get it in my frickin' mouth, 'cuz I'm disabled.

Snooki

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I think what happened to Snookers brought us closer to Snookers, definitely, 'cuz now we kinda feel bad. She's a real person.

Pauly D

[to JWOWW] I yanked some bitch's hair for you.

Sammi
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