Guy: Excuse me, is this seat taken? Liz: [sighs] Really dude? I got to move my coat? There are like 4 empty seats over there - can't you just be cool? [guy leaves] Jenna: That guy wanted to buy you a drink! Liz: Really? But I already have a drink... do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks?
Dennis: (reading a letter) Dear Liz Lemon: While other women have bigger boobs than you, no other woman has as big a heart. When I saw you getting ready to go out and get nailed by a bunch of guys last night, I knew for sure it was over between us, and for the first time since the '86 World Series, I cried... I cried like a big, dumb homo. And if it was up to me, we'd be together forever. But there's a new thing called "women's liberation," which gives you women the right to choose and you have chosen to abort me, and that I must live with. So tonight, when you arrive home, I'll be gone. I officially renounce my squatter's rights. Goodbye and good luck. I'll never forget you.