I want to treat April like a queen. And queens deserve flowers and massages, chocolate, booze, diamonds, rubies, emeralds, them treasure chests full of scarves, different kinds of lubes that warm up when you rub them on stuff.

Andy

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Andy Dwyer
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Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 6: "Indianapolis"
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Parks and Recreation
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Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 6 Quotes

Ron: You may have thought you heard me say I wanted a lot of bacon and eggs, but what I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.

Skywriting isn't always positive.

Leslie