I was in love with a soldier boy on leave from Korea. It was a ...

I was in love with a soldier boy on leave from Korea. It was a fifties style of romance, five minutes of sex and a lifetime of regret. He went back to his war and I went back to my dream of pole vaulting in the Helsinki Olympics. But there was a bump in the road, a bump named Seymore.

Agnes [in flashback]

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Character:
Agnes Skinner
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 21 Episode 12: "Boy Meets Curl"
Show:
The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 21 Episode 12 Quotes

Marge: Ice skating, a sport that encourages hand holding.
Homer: Would you like to wear mittens or go commando?

Lenny: Date night, it's the embalming fluid that keeps the mummy of a marriage fresh after the heart and brain have been pulled out through the nose.
Carl: I never should have given you that Egyptology book.

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