J.D.'s narration: I was in the Porsche, I had never made it into the Porsche. It smelled like German heaven. I wasn't going to blow this opportunity. I had to be careful about every little...hey a rootbeer.
Dr. Cox: Don't open that soda, it has been rolling around on the floor for months, it will explode.
J.D.: Apparently you're not familiar with the John Dorian three tap method. Three taps and the foam goes bye, bye.
(He taps the can three times and opens it)
J.D.: Works everytime.
(Soda explodes)
J.D.: The quickest way to my house is to take Elm.


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Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13: "My Five Stages"
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Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 Quotes

He hid them in his pantalones. He loves these apples. He makes apples pie and apples juice with them.

J.D.

Now, let's talk, Ted. Just you and me. No lawyers.

Dr. Kelso