I went to the drugstore and bought an eight-dollar bite-guard which didn't fit my freaky Tim Burton mouth.

Caroline

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2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4: "And the Rich People Problems"
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2 Broke Girls
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You can't give hipsters a microphone, that's like throwing gasoline on a pretentious fire!

Max

Caroline: Sushi! I hope you like crabroll.
Max: I never had sushi.
Caroline: That doesn't even make sense.