Chief Wiggum: Mrs. Simpson, I have some bad news; your husband was found DOA. Marge: Oh my God! He's dead?! Chief Wiggum: Oh, wait, I mean DWI. I always get those two mixed up. Mrs. Phillips: My name's Mrs. Phillips. You said my husband's DWI? Chief Wiggum: Um, why don't you talk to that officer over there? I'm going out to lunch.