I wouldn't last in jail, Oscar, I'm not like you. What's that ...

Kevin: I wouldn't last in jail, Oscar, I'm not like you.
Oscar: What's that supposed to mean?
Kevin: Oh you don't know about jail? Oh you would LOVE jail.
Oscar: Why would I love jail.
Kevin: Because [pauses] you would love it.


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Characters:
Kevin Malone, Oscar Martinez
Episode:
The Office Season 6 Episode 6: "Mafia"
Show:
The Office
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