(After dinner at the Simpsons goes badly and costs Mr.Burns the election, he and Smithers head home.)
Mr. Burns: Ironic, isn't it, Smithers? This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election. And yet, if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you.
Smithers: You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir.


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Mr. Burns, Waylon Smithers
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The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 4: "Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish"
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The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 4 Quotes

(about Blinky) Oh, Marge, what's the big deal? I bet before the papers blew this out of proportion, you didn't even know how many eyes a fish had.

Homer

That Burns is just what this state needs! Young blood!

Grampa