(<i>At the breakfast table, Bart notices that Lisa isn't dressed...
(At the breakfast table, Bart notices that Lisa isn't dressed for school.)
Bart: No way! She's faking! If Lisa stays home, I stay home.
Lisa: If Bart stays home, I'm going to school.
Bart: Fine. Then--Wait a minute. If Lisa goes to school, then I go to school. But then, Lisa stays home, so I stay home. So, Lisa goes to school.
Marge: Lisa, don't confuse your brother like that.
- Marge Simpson, Bart Simpson, Lisa Simpson
- The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16: "Bart's Dog Gets an F"
- The Simpsons
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