If I can make mushed carrots seem better than a boob, I can pretty much sell anything.

Jim

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Yeah... to a 6 month old...

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Yes, I have a dream... I want to own a decommissioned lighthouse. And I want to live at the top. And nobody knows I live there. And there's a button I can press and launch that lighthouse into space.

Stanley

Dwight: The petting zoo closes at 2:00, and the goat roast starts at 3:00.

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