Alan: If it had gone well, do you think I'd be sitting here talking to two half-naked people?
Charlie: Alan...
Alan: What?
Charlie: I'm completely naked


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Charlie Harper, Alan Harper
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Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 20: "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
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Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 20 Quotes

Mandi: Hi, Alan, how are you?
Alan: About two heartbeats from a brain aneurysm

Alan: If it had gone well, do you think I'd be sitting here talking to two half-naked people?
Charlie: Alan...
Alan: What?
Charlie: I'm completely naked