Barney: If Ted raises him the poor kids still gonna be a virgin when he's 13. I'm the obvious choice.
Robin: Hey look, as the only one here packin a vag I got a natural instinct for nurturing and crap like that plus I could teach him how to bow hunt.


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You smell that? That's the smell of urine that isn't Marvin's.

Marshall

Barney Stinson how may I direct my penis?

Barney