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Barney: If Ted raises him the poor kids still gonna be a virgin when he's 13. I'm the obvious choice.
Robin: Hey look, as the only one here packin a vag I got a natural instinct for nurturing and crap like that plus I could teach him how to bow hunt.


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How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 4 Quotes

Bro bro bro your broat, gently to the bar. Hit on some sluts then do 10 shots...

Barney

You smell that? That's the smell of urine that isn't Marvin's.

Marshall
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