If there is one thing Edie Brit understood, it was the nature of...

If there is one thing Edie Brit understood, it was the nature of war. After two failed marriages and countless rocky romances she had learned that love was a battlefield, and the easiest way to survive the carnage was total surrender. But the day comes for every soldier when she must take a stand. And fight. You see, when it came to men, Edie had a battle plan all her own. Yes, Edie Britt understood the nature of war. She also knew to the victor go the spoils.

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Mary Alice Young
Episode:
Desperate Housewives Season 2 Episode 13: "There's Something About a War"
Show:
Desperate Housewives
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Desperate Housewives Season 2 Episode 13 Quotes

Parker: So, who won the fight?
Tom: We weren't fighting, mommy's just letting daddy know where he stands.

(After telling Father Crowley that Carlos is having an affair with Xiao-Mei, Gabrielle goes back to the confession booth to another priest)
Gabrielle: Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
Priest: How long since your last confession?
Gabrielle: Mm, not that long ago. Look, I sorta told a fib, so how many 'Hail Marys' is that gonna set me back?

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