If you have sex, your penis will fall off and land in another di...

(Reading from booklet) If you have sex, your penis will fall off and land in another dimension populated entirely by dogs, who will eat it. (pauses) Well that's something I'd like to avoid.

Peter

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Character:
Peter Griffin
Episode:
Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6: "Prick Up Your Ears"
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Family Guy
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Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 Quotes

(Smells the pile) Aaaah.... (Jumps into the pile) F**K YEAH!

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Peter: (After Sex) Ah, that was great. Where'd you get that tatoo on your lower back?
Lois: I dunno, Peter. Meth is a hell of a drug.

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