If you want dessert, have an apple. Not funny, Dad.
Alan: If you want dessert, have an apple.
Jake: Not funny, Dad.
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- Characters:
- Alan Harper, Jake Harper
- Episode:
- Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 15: "I'd Like to Start with the Cat"
- Show:
- Two and a Half Men
- Related Quotes:
- Alan Harper Quotes, Jake Harper Quotes, Two and a Half Men Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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