Lydia: If you were open to suggestions, it couldn't be better.
Charlie: Oh, really, and how could it have been better?
Lydia: Boo hoo, looks like I've pushed a button.
Charlie: Looks like I didn't.
Lydia: You can push an elevator button a hundred times, and it still won't come any faster.
Charlie: Fine, the next time I'll take the stairs

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Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 6 Quotes

So, Lydia, what do you do? I mean, besides my son


Lydia: So, what grade are you in?
Jake: Seventh.
Lydia: Well, don't you worry when the other kids make fun of you; you'll show 'em some day.
Jake: Nobody makes fun of me.
Lydia: You're kidding?