Dani: If you're not gay, whats the deal with Alan?
Walden: He claims to be straight, but his lips opened a little when I kissed him.


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Walden Schmidt
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Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6: "The Squat and Hover"
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Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 Quotes

Jake: Dad, please tell me I'm not done growing.
Alan: Knock yourself out.

If I had hope in one hand and poop in the other, guess which one would be full?

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