(<i>Homer watches TV</i>) It's a tool that every home handy ma...
(Homer watches TV)
TV Announcer: It's a tool that every home handy man needs. It's a jigsaw. It's a power drill. It's a wood-turning lathe. It's an asphalt spreader. It's 67 tools in one! How much would you pay for a machine that can do all this?
Homer: (Very interested) One-thousand dollars!
TV Announcer: Oh, don't answer yet.
Homer: Oh, sorry.
- The Simpsons
- The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 9: "Itchy & Scratchy & Marge"
- Homer Simpson
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- Eric Hochberger