Jane: Ill tell you what doesn't count, the Miami Heat's most recent NBA championship, it was an injury plagued strike shortened season, therefore Lebron still needs 6 rings to even get in the conversation with Jordan.
Alex: Are you done?
Jane: No, also Chris Bosh looks like one of Omar's boyfriends from The Wire.


I TOTALLY disagree with John about Happy Endings. It's by no means the fueinnst show ever, but it's no where near as bad as John insisted. Sure, there are two blonde chicks, but I thought they were quickly established as the (admittedly stereotypical) super-competitive neat freak and the somewhat ditzy, super-nice one.I particularly took issue with the thing about the pop culture references being out of date. 30-year-olds make Point Break references! That movie is from 1991, not 1979. I even went back and re-watched a couple of episodes and noted the following references which I, a 31-year-old, both got, and would make in my similarly-aged circle of mates: Point Break; The Sixth Sense; Affleck and Garner ; Tobey Maguire movies ; Showgirls; Sex in the City (season 2); Dave Matthew Band; Kerouac's On the Road; An American Tail and its 1991 sequel; Alex Trebek; Paul Walker; and possibly Shaun of the Dead (although I couldn't say for sure if that was a rip-off or a homage).Also, I reckon the Penny character is hilarious; a rare example of a funny physical comedienne, and she can deliver a tricky line better than most actors on TV. In conclusion, it is the first time I've ever laughed at something that involves the word Wayans'. And in one episode there were even TWO Wayanses!P.S. On my second watch I noticed it's produced by Jamie Tarses, the producer upon whom Amanda Peet's character in Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip was based.

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Man I love the workplace, fluorescent lighting, stale coffee and the sweet sound of men quoting classic comedies.


It's like a slinky with breasts.