I'll tell you what honey, here's the deal -- you get fired, I'll...

Andy: I'll tell you what honey, here's the deal -- you get fired, I'll
quit too. I'm serious. We'll move to a new city, burn our fingertips
off with acid, swap faces...
April: What?
Andy: If we have to.


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Characters:
April Ludgate, Andy Dwyer
Episode:
Parks and Recreation Season 4 Episode 22: "Win, Lose, or Draw"
Show:
Parks and Recreation
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Parks and Recreation Season 4 Episode 22 Quotes

Your ambiguous ethnic blend perfectly represents the dream of
the American melting pot.

Leslie

First of all, you did the right thing by hiding underneath this table.

Andy
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