I'm a princess. I'm a mermaid. I'm the director of Parks and...

Little girl 1: I'm a princess.
Little girl 2: I'm a mermaid.
Ron: I'm the director of Parks and Recreation.


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Ron Swanson
Episode:
Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 3: "How a Bill Becomes a Law"
Show:
Parks and Recreation
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Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 3 Quotes

Councilman Jam: I'm gonna drop my liquids in here and drop my solids down the hall.
Leslie: Ew, no.
Councilman Jam: Okay. Your loss.
Leslie: How?

I am big enough to admit I am often inspired by myself.

Leslie
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