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Alan: I'm a victim here.
Berta: Oh, yeah, you've got victim written all over you.
Alan: But does my brother sympathize?
Berta: Do Catholic priests make good babysitters?

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Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 4 Quotes

Alan: You mind looking after Jake while I'm gone?
Charlie: If it will help you get outta here, I'd breast feed him for you

Jake: What's her name again?
Charlie: Salma Hayek
Jake: Her name is as pretty as her boobs

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