Two and a Half Men

Thursdays 8:30 PM on CBS
Two and a half men

Evelyn: I'm doubly pleased that you two have been able to put behind your obvious distasteful history and become such good friends
Chelsea: What distasteful history?
Berta: Come on, at least let them cook my breakfast
Evelyn: Most women would resent the former lover of their fiancee sleeping in the same house as them...
Berta: It ain't me, keep on cooking


Unrated
Show:
Episode:
Characters:
, ,
Related Quotes:
Two and a Half Men Quotes, Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 2 Quotes, Evelyn Harper Quotes, Berta Quotes, Chelsea Quotes
Added by:
Added:

Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 2 Quotes

Alan: You missed Easter last year
Charlie: So that's how I woke up with a Cadbury egg melted in my shorts?
Alan: Sadly, no

Charlie: You're telling me that I've missed her coming and going every time?
Alan: To be fair you do have an erratic sleep schedule and that doesn't even count the blackouts

× Close Ad