I'm fine, he's only one. I watched him pee into his own face and smile.

Jay

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Modern Family Season 5 Episode 11 Quotes

Driving with Alex is torture. She drives so slowly, I have to be the only parent who slams on the imaginary gas.

Claire

He keeps resisting but it's in his blood. I come from a long line of dancing Dunphys. A kickline actually.

Phil