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Raj

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Character:
Rajesh "Raj" Koothrappali
Episode:
The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 4: "The Pirate Solution"
Show:
The Big Bang Theory
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The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 4 Quotes

Wolowitz: Raj, I'm gonna really miss you.
Raj: Will you come visit me?
Wolowitz: 17 hours is a really long flight, how about we meet halfway?
Raj: Halfway is 600 miles off the coast of Japan
Wolowitz: We'll skype

Leonard: I've always been a little confused abut this -- why don't Hindus eat beef?
Raj: We believe cows are gods.
Sheldon: Not technically. In Hinduism cattle are thought to be like gods.
Raj: Do not tell me about my own culture Sheldon! In the mood I'm in I'll take you out, I swear to cow!