Elliot: I'm going to try to better myself, and unlike you, I'm going to follow through, Mr. "Sign up on the Hospital Bulletin Board for Private German Lessons and then Never Show Up"! Yeah, that's right. That was my flyer! I waited at that coffee shop for hours.
Dr. Kelso: I broke up with my German mistress. She smelled like sauerkraut.
Elliot: I'm so sorry.


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Scrubs Season 4 Episode 21: "My Lips Are Sealed"
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Scrubs Season 4 Episode 21 Quotes

Dad: Hey. Kid's back on the jungle gym. Guess your wife backed down.
Dr. Cox: You bet your sweet ass she did.
J.D.'s Narration: Even if it involves a compromise.
(Jack is hanging from the jungle gym, wearing many layers of heavy padding)
Dr. Cox: Hey Jack! Just blink when you want me to get you down. Just give me the old blink-a-rooney. Terrific athlete. I'm thinking 2016 Olympics. Oh God, was that a blink? Excuse me.

Wow, that was a moist kiss. Wish I was wearing an apron.

J.D.