Modern Family

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I'm having a baby at 65. You wanna another surprise Gloria? Buy yourself a box of crackerjacks.

Jay

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This family needs a dumbass-ectomy.

Alex

Haley: Oh my God, what is that outfit? Are you going goth? You still sleep with a stuffed panda.
Alex: Isn't there a fraternity you need to pass out in?