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I'm like a boxer before a fight, that's why I didn't have sex with Claire last night.

Phil

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Modern Family Season 3 Episode 18 Quotes

Social networking or social not-working?

Luke

Claire: Hey how come you guys haven't accepted my friend requests?
Haley: I didn't know you were on Facebook.
Alex: Yeah you said it was only for teenagers or people who wanted to have affairs.

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