I'm not going sleep with your mother. If I had a dime for ever...
Walden: I'm not going sleep with your mother.
Alan: If I had a dime for every time i heard that, I'd have have $3.60. I know that doesn't sound like a lot, but it's 36 times.
- Two and a Half Men
- Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6: "Those Fancy Japanese Toilets"
- Alan Harper, Walden Schmidt
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- Eric Hochberger