I'm not gonna sit while some hokey tribunal gets its jollies jud...

Britta: I'm not gonna sit while some hokey tribunal gets its jollies judging me.
Jeff: Hey, if you show up with me, follow my lead, and deny everything, you'll walk. That's the Winger guarantee.
Britta: I get it. You think you're gonna save my bacon using your lawyer powers and send me into fits of grateful arousal.
Jeff: I can neither confirm nor deny that. See how good I am?


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Jeff Winger, Britta
Episode:
Community Season 1 Episode 5: "Advanced Criminal Law"
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Community
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