Oscar: I even started a website: I'm Oscar dot com. I'm innocent, Michael! I'm Oscar! Dot com!
Michael: No, no, don't buy it. I'm taking my son to the cabin, and there's nothing you can say to make me believe that you are not my father.
Oscar: I understand. Your child comes first.
Michael: Oh, my god, you're Oscar.
Oscar: Dot com.


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Taste the tears, Michael.

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Gob: (embracing Michael) Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it.
Michael: It tastes kind of like sad.

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