I'm pregnant, you blind moron. Youâ€™re what? My heart rate...
MIRANDA: "I'm pregnant, you blind moron."
RICHARD: "Youâ€™re what?"
MIRANDA: My heart rate is 110, Iâ€™m burning 3,000 calories a day, my legs are swollen, I've got indigestion and gas. Did you know carrying a boy in your uterus means you burn 10 percent more calories than if you had a girl? Guess what Iâ€™m carrying. I tried for seven damn years and a month before my fellowship notifications the stick turns blue. Men. From the very beginning they just suck the life right out of you. Iâ€™m not leaving. Iâ€™m pregnant."
PRESTON: "So... it's date night."
CRISTINA: "Yeah, it's a night... with a date."
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MEREDITH: [narrating] "For extra credit, Mrs. Snyder used to make us act out all the parts. Sal Scafarillo was Romeo. As fate would have it, I was Juliet. Most of the girls were green with envy. I wasn't. I told Ms. Snyder that Juliet was an idiot. For one thing, she falls for the one guy she knows she can't have... Everyone thinks it's so romantic: Romeo and Juliet, true love... how sad. If Juliet was stupid enough to fall for the enemy, drink a bottle of poison, and go to sleep in a mausoleum, then she deserved everything she got."
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