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(Patty conducts a vision test at the DMV.)
Hans Moleman: "F," "L,"--Oh no, I'm sorry. That's a "C," isn't it?
(Patty stamps his driver's license "Void".)
Patty: If that was an oncoming vehicle you'd be dead now. Next!
Hans Moleman: But, uh--But driving is my livelihood!
Patty: Oh, take it like a man!


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The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 14 Quotes

Homer: Marge, honey, I've got five words to say to you: (Counts on fingers) Greasy Joe's Bottomless Bar-B-Q Pit!
Marge: Oh, Homer, remember you promised you'd try to limit pork to six servings a week?
Homer: Marge, I'm only human!

Homer: Hmm. But enough about Bart. Tell me, Principal Skinner, are you married?
Principal Skinner: Well, only to my job.
Homer: But if you weren't married to your job, you'd tend to go for a girl, right?
Principal Skinner: (chuckles) Well, of course.

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