<i>(Reading hate mail)</i> I will never watch your show, buy any...

(Reading hate mail) "I will never watch your show, buy any of your products or brake if I see you crossing the street." That's cold. "Dear sleaze merchant." Oh, come on, that hurts. Gentlemen, the screwballs have spoken.

Roger Meyers Jr.

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The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 9: "Itchy & Scratchy & Marge"
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The Simpsons
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Is it a masterpiece? Or just some guy with his pants down?

Kent

(Homer and Marge visit the Statue of David exhibit)
Homer: Well, there he is. Michelangelo's Dave.
Marge: Hmm, David.
Homer: Oh.

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