South Park
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on Comedy CentralIs this what you're looking for, Kyle? No, I don't think so. ...
Stan: Is this what you're looking for, Kyle?
Kyle: No, I don't think so.
Kenny(muffled): How 'bout this?
Kyle: No, that's a hairdryer!
Store Clerk: Can I help you find something?
Kyle: Yeah, do you have any nerections?
Store Clerk: Any what?
Kyle: I need to get a nerection for my dad.
Store Clerk: Very funny, boys. Go on, beat it.
Stan: Why is that funny?
Kyle: Dude, my mom and dad keep fighting all the time. And I heard them say it's because my dad doesn't have a nerection. So, I wanna get him one.
(The scene changes, and they're outside)
Kyle: Damn it, what the hell is wrong with everybody?!
Stan: That's the fifth store we've been kicked out of; why's it so hard to get a nerection?
Kenny(muffled): I know, it's f**kin' bullshit!
Kyle: I just wanna get a nerection so I can give it to my mom.
Random man on street: What?
- Characters:
- Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick
- Episode:
- South Park Season 3 Episode 2: "Spontaneous Combustion"
- Show:
- South Park
- Related Quotes:
- Stan Marsh Quotes, Kyle Broflovski Quotes, Kenny McCormick Quotes, South Park Season 3 Episode 2 Quotes, South Park Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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