It does email and web browsing and shits in Kyle's mouth? This is the greatest thing ever invented.

Cartman

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South Park Season 15 Episode 1 Quotes

Why don't you at least go across and the street and get some condoms? Because we should at least be safe if you're going to f**k me.

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Can I at least borrow some of your lipstick mom? Because I at least want to look pretty the next time you f**k me.

Cartman