Michael: Guess where I am going? I'll give you a hint: It is a booze-fueled sex romp where anything goes. You are correct, sir! I'm headed to Philadelphia for the Annual Northeastern Mid-market Office Supply Convention!

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Michael: [looking at hotel bed under black light] Whoa, what are all those stains?
Dwight: Blood, urine or semen.
Michael: Oh god, I hope it's urine.

[referring to Angela, to longtime co-worker Meredith] Andrea is the office bitch. You'll get used to her. [extends hand] Creed.