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It smells like a moose had sex with a bucket of Chinese food in here.

Evan

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Character:
Evan Lawson
Episode:
Royal Pains Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot"
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Royal Pains
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Royal Pains Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

Yeah, dude. Don't punk the crackberry. She'll light your ass up like a Christmas tree.

Tucker

Note to self, become a doctor.

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