It was supposed to be special; someone with a high GPA and bright future, not a Mario brother!

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Modern Family Season 3 Episode 1 Quotes

Phil: It's just that when you say "Phil is my son-in-law", it sounds like you're saying "Phyllis, my son-in-law."
Jay: That's ridiculous.
Phil: Who is your son-in-law?
Jay: Phyllis!

Look I'm the horse whisperer but something is making this one skittish!

Gloria [screaming]