(disdainful of public golf courses) It's crowded, the grass has big brown patches in it, they don't rake the sand traps. Not to mention the caliber of people you have to play with!

Kramer

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Character:
Cosmo Kramer
Episode:
Seinfeld Season 4 Episode 8: "The Cheever Letters"
Show:
Seinfeld
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Seinfeld Season 4 Episode 8 Quotes

(disdainful of public golf courses) It's crowded, the grass has big brown patches in it, they don't rake the sand traps. Not to mention the caliber of people you have to play with!

Kramer

(apologizing for Jerry) It's very hard being a stand-up comedian. Sometimes they don't laugh!

Elaine