Marge: It's Homer!
Patty: I don't know what you see in that ugly meatball!
Selma: Uh huh, If you like being pawed by something fat and lazy, we could get a cat.
Jacqueline: It would leave less hair on the couch!


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Characters:
Marge Simpson, Patty Bouvier, Selma Bouvier
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12: "I Married Marge"
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The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 Quotes

(After Homer rejects other names for boys based on rhyming nicknames)
Marge: What about Bart?
Homer: Let's see. Bart, dart, cart, e-art. Nope can't see any problems with that.
(Missing fart due to only 4 fingers)

Selma: Marge, I've got two and a half words for you: Gulp N' Blow.