It's not that I don't trust Ben. It's that I don't have faith in Ben. And also I'm starting to forget who Ben is.


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Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 2 Quotes

Was I wearing a tiara when I came in here? Because if you happen upon it, would you have Lady Pennyface retrieve it and send it post-hence?


J.J.: Sure, anything for my favorite customer.
Leslie: I bet you say that to all the girls.
J.J.: Oh no, no. Actually you are my favorite. You've spent over a thousand dollars last year on waffles alone.