Thursdays 8:30 PM on CBS
Two-and-a-half-men

Charlie: It's your fifth wedding, Mom. What do you need help with, besides remembering the groom's name?
Evelyn: You know, I'd cut him out of the will if I thought there was a chance he'd outlive me.

Like Us On Facebook

Unrated

Want more Two and a Half Men?

Sign up for our daily newsletter and receive the latest tv news delivered to your inbox for free!

Show:
Episode:
Characters:
,
Related Quotes:
Two and a Half Men Quotes, Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 16 Quotes, Charlie Harper Quotes, Evelyn Harper Quotes
Added by:
Added:

Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 16 Quotes

Jake: When you marry my grandma, what does that make you to me?
Teddy: Nothing.

Charlie: It's your fifth wedding, Mom. What do you need help with, besides remembering the groom's name?
Evelyn: You know, I'd cut him out of the will if I thought there was a chance he'd outlive me.

x Close Ad