I've enlisted Ranjit's services as my personal driver because for the next week I'll be sleeping with hundreds of women and I don't want to take the subway because, you know - germs.

Barney

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Character:
Barney Stinson
Episode:
How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15: "Rabbit or Duck"
Show:
How I Met Your Mother
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Dibs on his wings.

Robin

Keep your eyes peeled for a red sweater. Based on her texts, she's dirty, dyslexic, and wants to 96 me.

Barney